If a teacher gives a homeless kid homework, is it still considered homework? If babies are in the womb for 9 months, why aren't they considered 9 months old when they are born?ĭeliveries by ships are cargo and deliveries by car are shipments. If two vegans or vegetarians argue, is it still considered beef? If time is money, is an ATM a time machine? History classes are only going to get longer and more difficult as time goes on. If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair? In Japan, radiation makes giant monsters like Godzilla but in America, radiation creates superheroes.
If Apple were to make houses, would the houses have Windows?Īssuming the bible and Christianity are real, God created us but who created God? Did he create himself and if so how? Did somebody else create him and if so, does that mean that there really is more than one God but he's too egotistical to acknowledge this since he wants all attention on himself? And who would have made the God that made God? Did the big bang perhaps make God instead? If the big bang made God, is that a good enough thought/explanation to how the world was created, that would make both scientists and religious people happy and thus bringing upon peace between the two very different ways of thinking? Why is a building called a building if it's already built? I'm sorry and I apologize have the exact same meaning unless you are at a funeral. If humans are mostly water, does that mean that Earth is mostly human? If tomatoes are really a fruit, is ketchup a jelly/jam? What if the dog brings the toy, ball, or stick back to you just because they think you enjoy throwing it and want to make you happy? When Mars becomes colonized, will anyone born there be considered a Martian? When people think about traveling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future.If you sweat in a sweater, does that make you the sweater? A telephone makes sound travel faster than the speed of sound.ġ7. Most of the sky is actually below your feet.ġ6.
Punishment for honesty is what makes us lie.ġ5. If you had $1 for every year the universe has existed (approximately 13.8 billion years), you wouldn't even make the top 50 on the Forbes list.ġ4. Tapes has "A" and "B" sides so it only made sense to transition to "CDs."ġ3. A single one has the potential to eliminate the carbon emissions of an entire human over the course of their lifetime.ġ2. Condoms are one of the most environmentally friendly things invented by man. Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.ġ0. Technically almost every mirror you buy at a store is in used condition.ġ1. The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.ĩ. Your car keys have travelled further than your car.Ĩ. We were taught as kids to not get in strangers cars or meet strangers from the Internet, and now we literally summon strangers from the Internet and get in their cars.Ħ. When you drink alcohol, you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.ħ. 'Coffee flavored water' doesn't sound good but that's what coffee is.ĥ. When you buy and eat half a chicken, you are secretly sharing a meal with a stranger.Ĥ. The purpose of a lock is to turn a door into a wall.Ģ. At age 30, you've spent a month having birthdays.ģ.
Struggling to fall asleep? Distract yourself with these 17 deep thoughts and drift off to sleep.ġ.
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